1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you’re wrong.
3. Was learning cursive really necessary?
4. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
5. Bad decisions make good stories.
6. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue-Ray? I
don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
7.I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
8. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand
than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
9. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod
and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
10. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up
to prevent an A-hole from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers
and sisters!